UPDATED: The Top 25 Minnesota Towns That Sound Like Sex Acts

During Episode 28, we went through our Top 25 list of Minnesota towns and cities that sound the most like sex acts. Here’s that list… with a couple of updates.

ALSO RECEIVING VOTES: Dilworth, Chisholm, Little Canada, Embarrass

25. Good Thunder
24. Beaver Creek
23. Shorewood
22. Felton
21. Cold Spring
20. Kiester
19. Fertile
18. Golden Valley
17. Hardwick
16. Woodbury
15. Rush City
14. Deephaven
13. Mounds View
12. Cannon Falls
11. Climax
10. Grand Rapids
9. West Union
8. Greenbush
7. Two Harbors
6. Browns Valley
5. Fountain
4. Remer
3. Hackensack
2. Sleepy Eye
1. Moorhead

On behalf of all of us here at The Sportive: We’re sorry for what we have done.

3 thoughts on UPDATED: The Top 25 Minnesota Towns That Sound Like Sex Acts

  1. Obviously “The Sportive” is a boy band. Stu is the quiet sensitive one. One blink of those puppy dog eyes and the girls melt. Clarence is the bad boy–in an exciting way. Brandon has fabulous hair, an edgy fashion sense, and a nice ass (for now). So, um, I guess that means Jon is the one with actual talent who ultimately leaves the rest behind to seek unprecedented fame and fortune. Thoughts?

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